Chris Philbrook [Adrian's Und Adrian's Undead Diary (epub) id

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.I think these assholes are blind.I have a machine gun.I can easily go postal on them at any point in time.If it is the wrong time of the month, I am really apt to do just that, and here’s warning people: we’re not that far away from Aunt Flo’s visit.Lock your doors, wear your bulletproof vests.Mike has been great at listening to me, and agreeing with me on a lot of my ideas.I’m not stupid.I’m really not.I may be young, but I listen, and I am educated beyond my years.Remember how you sent me to ALPA in the first place Dad? A school for gifted over-achievers? Yep, that’s me.Your studious and mildly brilliant daughter, Abigail, at your service.I shudder to think how much tuition you and Mom sent to these people only to have the world come crashing down around us before I was able to graduate.Now I carry around a 9mm pistol and an assault rifle, and shoot zeds in the head.So much for British Literature, calculus, and studying the classics.I now wish ALPA had offered a shooting class for a phys ed.choice.It would’ve made the first few months of this nightmare a lot more manageable.Remember those times Dad? Back in the house in Westfield with all of us hunkered down? The trash bags over the windows, and the paint covering everything so the zombies couldn’t see us? Ha, Randy being such a dick.We were SO STUPID.One loud noise and our ticket would’ve been punched.How we didn’t get the windows broken is beyond me.We were so lucky.I am super off track tonight.ADHD for the loss.Melissa is huge.Lindsey has her hands full with keeping Blake, Adrian, and Melissa all in good health, and that doesn’t even cover the little things that have come up here and there.Splinters, sprains, broken fingers and toes (which are amazingly common when you’re doing hard labor all the time, who knew?!?), as well as the sudden increase in stomach bugs.Adrian’s brother Caleb is still on the mend from his wounds the day we reunited with them too.I think Mom brought back whatever bug she got at the skank factory.I feel icky just thinking I might catch a cold a stripper had.No standards on these women.It sucks they were put through hell at the hands of those heathens… but they were still strippers.Arguable they had souls.Yep, going to hell.Lindsey is fairly sure Melissa is due sometime next month.I think she could pop at any time.Like, spork out a little redheaded screaming turd at any moment.I can’t wait.I am super excited for us to have another baby here.I like the idea that we are back to making babies.Speaking of making babies, or never making babies as the case may be, Alex and George are asking to move back from Gavin’s tower.I guess Dwayne is being an asshole to them because they are gay, which is gay.I mean it’s stupid.It’s dumb of me to complain about slurs of sexual orientation, and then use one.That's very hypocritical of me.They radioed the other day and made a pretty clear case that Dwayne told them he, and this is a direct quote I heard with my own ears, “Had no interest in living with fags.”Since then Alex and George have ignored him and Renee as best they can, and I think tomorrow we’re figuring out what to do.If Mike leaves here with Mom, I think we’re bent.If it wasn’t for Mike doing like, 16 hour days, nothing would get done here.If he goes back to relieve Alex and George, then I think things are going to unravel on campus even faster.Ollie and Martin are working their asses off.Amanda and Angela are too.It’s the folks from Westfield that seem to be struggling.I think some of them came here because they wanted to live with Adrian, aka the second coming, and now that he’s down for the moment, they’ve lost their interest in staying here, and doing their part.They’ve had it so good with us, and will continue to because we are really well stocked, that they just don’t feel that sense of urgency Adrian always seems to have.He always has us looking at tomorrow, and next week now.These people can’t quite seem to think about anything past their next meal, or bowel movement.Turds away!Another really alarming thing that’s going on is the amount of new undead in town, and right here on Auburn Lake [ Pobierz całość w formacie PDF ]

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